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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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