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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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