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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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