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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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