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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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