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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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