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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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