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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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