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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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