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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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