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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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