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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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