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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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