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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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