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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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