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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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