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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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