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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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