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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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