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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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