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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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