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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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