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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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