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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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