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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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