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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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