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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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