Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.