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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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