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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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