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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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