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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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