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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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