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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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