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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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