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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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