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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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