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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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