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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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