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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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