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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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