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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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