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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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