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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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