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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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