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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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