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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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