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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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