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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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