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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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