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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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