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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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