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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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