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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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