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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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