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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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