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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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