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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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