Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.