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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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