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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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