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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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