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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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