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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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